So, those who know my ins and outs know I travel to work on the MyCiti bus from Table View, and I get to Table View with my husband who drops me off at either the Circle East stop or the Wood Drive stop if the driver is a bit earlier or I'm running a bitty late.
Anyhoo...
I like dozing on the bus, especially on these early morning trips, and was reminded again Monday morning I can actually doze sitting straight up. I was quite an enlightening thing to rediscover.
So, during my doze the other day I somehow started dreaming of my tics, specifically The Hic, and how they annoy people. I still remember dreaming that sometimes it gets so much that people react to it, and in my dream the memory was of a rhinoid passenger on the bus head-butting me. Yoh, that horn, though...
So, I wake up and in reaction to the dream I start looking for the rhinoid passenger and the giraffoid that sat next to him/her (???). It took me a few moments to realise it had been a dream, but when I did, I had to hold back from piddling myself with laughter.
Since then, the idea of rhinos wearing glasses has refused to leak from my cranium. It is such an overpowering thought it affected my ability to type on a client's account and I almost left an interaction note with JUST the word "rhino" on the record, and those notes can't be removed.
Ever.
How do people know rhinos' eyes are bad? How did they get them to sit still to test them? Once that was achieved, why aren't rhinos wearing glasses? Maybe it'd help them target their own poachers a bitty better...
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